Freebies! (or, Cheap Thrills for Hard Times)

Here you’ll find all of Harry’s wild and gaudy adventures struggling to make himself rich on the fabulous Tamiami Trail twisting through Florida’s Everglades while sidestepping the murderous greed of his local mafia chapter.

And his clumsy attempts at love as he rescues damsels from yachts he sets on fire in shark-infested water (to steal a fortune in counterfeit modern art) or pulls out of down-sucking sinkholes (after he loses the original original of the Mona Lisa) or is stunned to see his own personal orange-furred supergeek steal away the swamp girl he raids a millionaires’ commune to find.

All of this filled with the cast of characters you’d expect to see around a man like Harry, including a fabulous lesbian stripper called The Feathered Virgin, the dreamy hired assassin Bitter Bob, a hippie-swampwoman-pacifist-sniper in her million-dollar beach shack surrounded by retired circus elephants, a mad rock&roller with the world’s most valuable jellybean, the toothless Cracker who drops Harry wrapped in duct tape from his helicopter into a nest of gators, and all the rest.

So here’s a chance to grab Harry’s story for free, and why not?

Cheers, and keep on keeping your head down until this is all over.